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Questions People Without Smartphones Hate

Luddites of the world, unite!
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GenMinion - posted on February 22, 2014 11:44 pm

Smartphones are too much hassle, they tend to hang up cause your face hits
the BIG end call button, they break from a simple drop from your pocket to
the floor, they EAT batteries alive, and people LIVE on them. I still use a
flip phone, and I prefer it, they survive being dropped from a car window
going 60mph, they last for DAYS without charge, they’re small and reliable.
Regular cell phones do what a phone is made for, making calls.

ipodgenex - posted on March 10, 2014 10:27 pm

What i do without an smartphone? Using Brain and enjoy living :P

epicface442 - posted on June 15, 2014 10:59 am

what is this thing you call life?

Phil Howell - posted on July 8, 2014 6:30 pm

you people have no life :/

Gary “ɯɑrrɪ̈ørʂ ʈrɑʂʜ” øɑk - posted on July 14, 2014 6:35 pm


Kevin Hosford - posted on July 14, 2014 6:36 pm

+epicface442 I think it’s a board game.

mariel - posted on August 5, 2014 4:00 pm

+Kevin15047 yasss i have it ????

Mya Ghacool - posted on May 3, 2014 7:09 pm

People with flip phones UNITE!
*realizes that I’m the only one still left with a flip phone*

Marisa B. - posted on July 7, 2015 5:44 pm

nope you’re not. I’m in the 7th grade, and a lot of people have
Iphones/Smartphones/Ipods etc. I’m cool with having like an Ipad on like a
road trip to kill boredom, but when it’s getting in the way of actual human
interaction…thats like…wtf? Phones are for interaction over long
distance, not for killing interaction with people sitting right in front of

Michelle Dai - posted on June 19, 2014 12:35 pm

“So…do you just SIT THERE in the bathroom???”

You guys have no life.

Esra Akbas - posted on November 11, 2014 1:55 pm

I always have the best ideas when I’m on the toilet.

luckdragongirl - posted on February 13, 2015 6:40 pm

That really grosses me out to think about people taking their phones in the
bathroom with them. YUCK! Ew ew ew ew ew! Why?! Seriously, go to the
bathroom, use it, clean up, and get out.

Marisa B. - posted on July 7, 2015 5:47 pm

Wow we’re weird. We actually go to the bathroom in the bathroom? How
strange and unusual….

Narwhal Crew - posted on February 5, 2015 12:03 pm

I see three year olds with freaking ipads and an ipod. I’m just here like,
WHERE DID THEY GET THIS MONEY. I have a phone that can’t even access the
internet without shutting down for hours. SHUT UP PEOPLE. People are like,
“lol u hve no phne lul u sck pls dnt tlk 2 me” I mean, i saw an 8 year old
with 2 iphones AND an ipad. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK. Why does this exist. And
by the way, i actually have a social life without a smartphone. I mean
like, i’ll be talking to my friend and he’ll get a text, and then he’ll
pull out a phone and ignore me for the rest of the day. I DON’T GET IT!!!

Narwhal Crew - posted on October 23, 2015 7:01 pm

Congrats, you’re like 7 and have over 200 dollars for an iphone. Spoiled

Joe Budd - posted on October 23, 2015 10:33 pm

+Narwhal Crew
Well as far as I know, all my friends make fun of u if u don’t have the
latest and greatest gadget aka smart phone. Especially when it comes to
iphones. When it comes to androids, they age a little better.

Fan Man Andrew - posted on October 24, 2015 1:45 pm

To be honest, if my friends made fun of me for not having the newest iPhone
there may be, i would question whether they are real friends or not. I
mean, my phone i am happy with it. I will say it is frustrating texting
someone who has a smart phone and when you try to text them they blow your
phone up with like 5 messages. Do i feel bad for myself? Not at all, but
for my phone i do.

Sarah Terneus - posted on November 6, 2015 3:02 pm

Yes! Like, do they have a multi-millionaire biz?

Davegrohls socks - posted on May 7, 2016 2:01 am


x x Zak - posted on December 11, 2015 10:09 am

half the comments: ” Im 11 and im so cool bc i dont have a smartphone like
everyone else” O.k. u want a gold medal?
when i was 5 i didn’t have one either.

Melissa Csikortos (Mesquisha) - posted on December 18, 2015 4:34 pm

i could relate to all of these

Emma Manx (Aviatorcat AJ) - posted on January 13, 2016 7:22 pm

I really hope over half these questions are a bit exaggerated… If not, I
have lost all hope in humanity.

Narf Narf - posted on February 16, 2016 1:59 am

+Emma Manx (Aviatorcat AJ) I have a flip phone and let me tell you, they
are not. I’m surprised they didn’t include “So how do you download
WhatsApp/Line/Whatever on that phone?… Oh, YOU DON’T? HOW DO YOU LIVE?”.
Every single time.

Kira Steam - posted on June 23, 2016 9:20 am

Lol ikr. When people talk about Snapchat and stuff, I’m just standing there
like,”Do you expect me to be able to get one on my slide phone?”

Treetop Gardens - posted on August 22, 2016 10:43 am

They are NOT exaggerated, let me tell you.

Fan Man Andrew - posted on February 28, 2016 7:53 pm

I have never had a smartphone, but i have tried to use one and it is so
complicated… to be honest, all of this snapchat, instagram, twitter stuff
is getting old too… i dont understand what the point in it is, especially
twitter because if i wanted to tell people what i was doing every second of
the day i would get a megahorn and as i walked down the street id yell

Twunk - posted on March 8, 2016 9:01 am

+Fan Man Andrew lol, a smartphone is not only about social media, i dont
use social media…btw if u rly wanted to ,u would know how to use a

Fan Man Andrew - posted on March 13, 2016 9:35 am

+twunk #games Yeah I know lol. I have tried using my mom’s iPhone before to
text someone for her, it is hard. As for having one, I dont think i would
need one, because i now have an iPad Mini and this thing is wonderful. I’m
starting to calm down on the whole “iPhone” hatred i had, because I will
say that it does make a lot of things easier for people.

Twunk - posted on March 13, 2016 9:43 am

+Fan Man Andrew I wish I had an iPad mini xD

Fan Man Andrew - posted on March 25, 2016 11:38 am

+twunk #games Lol, I will say, they are worth every penny, especially mine.
I love it, and even though mine was used before, but refurbished, It works
like brand new, and looks just about brand new, minus a few nicks it has
from previous owners.

Daniel Rubio Anguera - posted on May 12, 2016 11:17 am

True story

ganzonomy - posted on May 22, 2016 10:15 am

My phone is a phone, my PONO plays 24/96 and 24/192 music without a hitch,
and my camera eats film. Each of them does one task, and does it VERY,
VERY, well.

Storyshift Asriel - posted on May 27, 2016 5:24 pm


netflix and phil - posted on June 10, 2016 5:39 pm

That’s all me.

Risuna - posted on June 25, 2016 9:25 am

I want to smack all of you – im so happy I dont actually get asked these
questions XD

Emily M - posted on July 3, 2016 9:52 pm

why does it matter if someone doesn’t have a smartphone ?

Spiteful Bagels - posted on July 17, 2016 11:12 am

As a young adult who has a flip phone this is totally relateable.

Oh That Wan - posted on August 7, 2016 10:05 am

After hearing what they have to say after 1.00 I wonder how smartphones are
really needed that time. People now are just getting less decisive and
getting too dependent on phones…

SugarAndSpice123 - posted on September 10, 2016 5:06 pm

What does my simple phone do? It prevents me from becoming a slave, unlike

Morph Verse - posted on November 8, 2016 3:04 am

I would like a Smartphone, But not Android or Apple or Windows based Phones.

For me to take smartphones seriously, I would go for the Ubuntu Phone.

A Linux Based OS phone..

I would likely only use this so called *Phone* for Listening to Music.

And the word *Smartphone* doesn’t justify the device any longer since it
has way more functions then just calling someone.

The word *smartphone* would likely have to be replaced with smart pocket
computer or PC.

denissterzl - posted on November 20, 2016 5:40 pm

I’ve never had a smartphone and I definitely never want one. I have a
corded telephone, a postbox and an email-address. And if I wanna hear music
I got my record player. And I’m still happy.


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